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[You're listening to DJ Mao on 101.5 ADFM]



Good evening Adstringéndum! This is your late-night DJ, Melissa Mao, bringing you the tunes that rock on 101.5 ADFM, the first and only radio station and the number one place to tune into for the latest in news and music! And just like the song you just heard, I am smoking tonight! We got a great show ahead of us so let's get this baby going! Hey, for all you fact-keepers out there, in the standard calendar year, we are currently in week 41 out of 52! How about that? But enough of the book stuff, let's go!







AND WE ARE BACK! For all you musical lovers out there, that was "Out Tonight" from RENT, that classic song "Celebration" by Kool and the Gang, and something a bit new, "This Ain't a Scene, It's an Arms Race" by Fall Out Boy. Got a bit of an odd week here, what with things supposed to be going crazy, but it hasn't. Not that it's a bad thing! So all of you guys enjoy the rest of the week and hold on, cause who knows what's coming up next! Speaking of what's coming up next, we have some more music for you! But first, an important message for all of you.

[A small pause before a click and a recording begins playing, Mao's voice speaking in a calm and almost soothing voice]

"For many of you in the ripe, tender, teen years, this is a confusing and emotional time and it's only natural to find comfort in someone close to you. That is why at Captain Unohana's clinic, located at [coordinates x:y], you can find an assortment of condoms, personal lubricant, and helpful information on sexuality and you. Just remember, we're here to help.

ThisisapublicserviceannouncementbroughttoyoubyMelissaMao.BynowaywasthisendorsedbyCaptainUnohanaorherclinic,Captain,don'tkillme,I'mjusthelpingout.





( [Red Hot Chili Peppers - Sir Psycho Sexy] ) ((ooc: Youtube link, EXPLICIT lyrics))

So how's everyone doing? Don't worry, we'll coo it down this next round, but at least it's a cold night! Course, that might make you want to cuddle up more, but--

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--then, that's how it goes when you're young! Hah! But hey, we're going to cut to another break, so we'll be right back!







And that's all the time we have tonight! This is DJ Mao signing out and don't forget to tune in this Friday for that orange hurricane, DJ Naruto, right here on 101.5 ADFM!